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Southeastern Beer Camper (Redneckius Carcampalot) - Species Profile
Revised 3-4-01
Distribution:
The common southeastern beer camper can be found all over Georgia in varying
numbers. Most often, larger concentrations are seen in the northern
mountainous areas of the state. The winters find the beer camper mostly
dormant, with only a few stray males to be seen on a given day. However,
after the long winter they come out of hibernation in large numbers.
Spotters of beer campers have long known that an ideal time to spot the perfect
beer camper is Memorial Day weekend. Though it does
exhibit some migratory patterns, the beer camper is largely a sedentary
creature, as evidenced by the large fat deposit carried by most males.
Habitat:
The beer camper once only found in trailer parks has adapted to increased
urbanization of Georgia. It can now be spotted at many public campgrounds,
wilderness areas, recreational areas, and even along Forest Service dirt
roads. Nearly any flat surface that will support a 5 room 22 man tent is
viable habitat for this creature.
Nesting:
The beer camper is a resourceful creature and has been compared by many to
the beaver for its engineering abilities. A beer camper nest is easily
recognizable by it's extraordinarily large tent accompanied by an intricate
network or tarps suspended carefully from the canopy overhead.
One will also notice large stacks of lumber which it uses throughout the day to
build its characteristically massive fires. This lumber may be brought by
the beer camper itself, but will likely be made of freshly chopped timber from
areas adjacent to the nest. Other indications of beer camper activity
include: large numbers of coolers in the vicinity of the nest site, 6 or
more lanterns nailed to nearby trees, and the presence of lounge chairs.
The beer camper is a social creature and tends to nest in groups of 4 or more,
but smaller groups have been reported. The male is easily recognizable by
it's long mane. Called a mullet, this feature is used to attract female
beer campers for breeding. Both sexes have poor hygiene and sport several
chipped teeth from opening beer bottles.
Behavior:
Having no natural predators, the beer camper finds enjoyment in lying about
its nest for most of the day tending its nesting fire. The fire holds no
practical purpose, but rather serves to enhance the beer campers nesting
experience by consuming incredible amounts of wood unnecessarily. The diet
of a beer camper as its name suggests, is primarily composed of cheap beer that
it carries into its nest by the case. Some beer campers have been reported
as consuming more than 5 cases in a 12 hour period. This level of alcohol
consumption is unique in the animal kingdom and is done to enhance the beer
camper's nesting experience as well as to make other beer campers more
interesting. Nocturnally, the beer campers activities are far from
subtle. It will build its nest fire larger and use lanterns to illuminate
everything within a hundred feet of its nest. Researchers believe that
this strange behavior is instinctual and is left over from a behavior set that
helped it elude predators such as law enforcement officers and bears. Loud
mating calls reminiscent of wounded owls emanate from the nest and are returned
by neighboring beer camp nests. It is believed that this call and
response, often intermingled with profanity, is used to reinforce territorial boundaries.
The following day the nest is often abandoned littered with trash and scarred by
fire.
Status:
This species, while fascinating in its behavior, is prolific and has proven
destructive in large numbers. It is listed by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife
Service as a nuisance throughout its range. USFWS has no pending recovery plans.
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